20 Reasons Why Not Having Children Is The Best Decision You Will Ever Make

  1. Not having to deal with smelly diapers for 1.5-2 years.
  2. Save money on everything from clothes to toys to college.
  3. On that note, never have to deal with telling your kids that Santa doesn’t exist.
  4. You cannot be held responsible for the corrupt youth that everyone hates.
  5. Cooking for children. Need I say more?
  6. Never have to amuse a child that has 15 hours of energy.
  7. No awkward sex talk.
  8. Don’t worry about your kid getting pregnant or getting someone else pregnant.
  9. When travelling, you will never be the passenger the rest of the passengers hate.
  10. Entertainment? Invite the alcohol! Hard to do with kids around.
  11. Unless you hire a babysitter, in which case, you will also save money there.
  12. No messy bathrooms, kitchens, living rooms, every other place in the house.
  13. Don’t worry about being a “good” mom or dad.
  14. Want to have sex loudly? Go for it!
  15. Kid crying in the grocery store? Don’t worry, it’s not yours.
  16. The luxury of not having to disable parental controls every time you want to watch television or go on the internet.
  17. There will be nothing 2 to 3 feet tall clawing at your legs at all times.
  18. You won’t have to pretend to like or be interested in their stories.
  19. Never have to think up elaborate excuses or stories as to why they should eat their vegetables.
  20. Have a career without being worried about maternity or paternity leave.
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